i’m so confused???
how can anybody think that these marriages are fake??
just look at them
look at how they act around each other
look at how they look at each other
YES I LOVE THIS POST THIS IS THE BEST AND NOW I’M CRYING THESE GUYS ARE ALL SO PERFECT AND CUTE AND JUST GIVE ME A MOMENT OKAY I’M SORRY I’M SO EMOTIONAL
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree
its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow
you climb that fuckin tree right now
I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.